Fairly morbid Jingle Bells by hybridia, literature
Literature
Fairly morbid Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow,
Knocking people down,
If they get back up,
Whack them to the ground!!
Blood and guts go splat,
Everyone goes 'eeww',
Then we all just carry on,
Until we start to spew!!
Surfing through the blood,
On a mostly-eaten sheep,
Sitting in its guts,
Hear Berny go 'Meep'!!
Lots of intestines,
Burn them, make them bright!
What fun it is to slosh and dance,
In sheepy guts tonight!
OH!!
Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go 'Meep'!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!
OH!!
Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go 'Meep'!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!!!