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Dashing through the snow,
Knocking people down,
If they get back up,
Whack them to the ground!!

Blood and guts go splat,
Everyone goes ‘eeww’,
Then we all just carry on,
Until we start to spew!!

Surfing through the blood,
On a mostly-eaten sheep,
Sitting in its guts,
Hear Berny go ‘Meep’!!

Lots of intestines,
Burn them, make them bright!
What fun it is to slosh and dance,
In sheepy guts tonight!

OH!!

Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go ‘Meep’!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!

OH!!

Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go ‘Meep’!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!!!
It's not quite the traditional version, and yes it is fair morbid, but you've been warned.

To the tune of 'Jingle Bells'

Co written with
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Selfmoros Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
nice
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GenQe Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010
wahahaha i love it!
im actually not sure if im even morbid but i love these kind of things
makes me laugh instead of it grossing me out
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art appreciated
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PepperMoons Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it.
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Isar-Anon Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
...:rofl: XD this had me in hysterics, it's so...crazy!
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AyameWolfDemoness Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
:rofl::lmao: OMG! This is so funny!
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mr-aztec-3 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2008
:rofl: This sounds like something I would actually do.
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pooperscooper232 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008
me too omg im starting to love u

ne1 lol i love morbidness
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mr-aztec-3 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2008
:blushes:.......^^;
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pooperscooper232 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2008
wanna go out lol no no no jk jk jk
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mr-aztec-3 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2008
I got scared there for a sec... :phew:
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pooperscooper232 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2008
lol
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ChaostheHedgehog117 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2008
I think this is better than the original. :D
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captain-insanity Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2008
ha! it reminds me of..............yesterday!

*flashback*
(insert very r-rated graphic horror scene here)
*end flashback*
yers make mine look like crap! T.T
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when i die, i want to go in my sleep like meh grandpa.
Not crying and screaming like the passengers in his car!
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do you have any pixie sticks! 0.<
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linkiepoo95 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2008
hahahaha. Morbid humor. I love it.
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Arummi Featured By Owner May 8, 2007   Filmographer
ha...that's too morbidly funny...
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K0N3K0 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2006
rofl!! Nice! :dance:
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hybridia Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2006
hahaha=P The time we have in yr 10 XP
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K0N3K0 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2006
ah, how i miss yr 10 now that we're going into yr 12..
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silenceunbroken Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2006
hehehe yaaay!
*plays in the sloshy guts*
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